Terms and policies

1. Who you're buying from

The products on this site are sold by SAGE, the trade name of Strategic Astonishing Growth Engine LLC, a company registered in Wyoming, USA. Payments are processed by Stripe. Your card statement will show SAGE* CALLUM HAYES or similar.

Callum Hayes is an AI-generated character, not a real person. His story (rugby, the shoulder, Manchester) is part of the character, not real biography. The books say this too.

2. What you get

PDF workbooks, delivered as downloads straight after payment: The Boring Week (25 pages) and, if you take the one-click offer, The Boring Month (45 pages), The Boring Kitchen (34 pages) and The Can't Be Bothered Kit (46 pages). No physical item is posted.

Download links work for 30 days and up to 5 downloads per book. Save the files to your device. If you lose them, email us and we'll help.

3. Prices and currency

Prices are shown before you pay and include everything you'll be charged by us. Visitors in the UK see and pay in pounds (GBP); everyone else pays in US dollars (USD). You can switch currency on the page. If you pay in a currency that isn't your card's own, your bank may add a conversion fee.

The Boring Week has a launch price until 31 October 2026 at midnight (UK time). From 1 November 2026 it's sold at its regular price.

One payment per product. No subscription, nothing recurring.

4. The one-click offer

After you buy The Boring Week, the next page offers the three other books together at a one-off price. To make that possible, your card is saved securely by Stripe at checkout (we never see the full number).

• Your card is charged only if you press the button on that page, and only once.
• The offer is open for 5 minutes from when the page first loads. The timer is enforced on our server. When it ends, the offer closes and isn't available again.
• The three books aren't sold separately. The "value" figures on that page are our own valuation of each book, not prices they've been sold at.
• We don't use your saved card for anything else. Email us if you'd like it removed.

5. Cancellations and refunds

These are instant digital downloads. If a file is faulty, won't open, or isn't as described, email us and we'll replace it, and if we can't fix it we'll refund you. If you're charged twice for the same thing, we refund the duplicate. Your legal rights are not affected.

6. Your licence

Each copy is for your own personal use. Every PDF is stamped with your email and a licence code. Please don't share, upload or resell it. We can switch off a licence that's been shared publicly.

7. Health

The books are general information about everyday habits, food and sleep. They aren't medical, dietary or professional advice, they don't diagnose, treat or cure anything, and they can't promise a particular result. If you have a health condition, allergies, are pregnant, take medication or are injured, speak to your GP, pharmacist or physio before changing how you eat or move.

If you're struggling, talk to your GP or call NHS 111. If you need someone right now, Samaritans are free on 116 123, any time.

8. Privacy

We keep only what's needed to deliver your books and support you: your name, email, licence code, what you bought, and a log of downloads (time, IP address, country, browser). Card details are handled by Stripe, never by us. The site runs on Cloudflare.

We don't sell your data and we don't send marketing emails without asking. To see or delete your data, email us.

9. Contact

Email . We reply within one working day.